Sugar and Spice
SEDUCE ME (yes this is indeed a question)
Anonymous

veritasorbis:

What? Spy, I ain’t gonna…

SEDUCE ME!

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

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JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

medicsexual:

u smug lil shit

deskgirl:

nonbinaryviola:

talk street magic to me

drawing power from the metro lines

illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

elementary school kids learning basic sigils on the playground

wixen taking a while to key into the magic in new cities when they move

alchemists dealing on the side to support their experiments

middle schoolers making friendship talismans and amulets for everyone

numerologists who’ll do your math homework for $5 or divine your fortune for $10

kids mass-texting luck and speed spells when their parties get broken up by the cops

Hell yeah, let’s talk about magic.

Like elementary kids learning silly (or inappropriate) charms from each other on the bus, the same way we learned our first swear words. Clapping games across the bus aisle, but with spells instead of rhymes.

Worrying that your friend is getting into dark magic, but not knowing how to talk to them about it. Intervention programs for kids abusing hexes and runes, because magic has given them control over something for once in their life, and they’re starting to make some dangerous choices.

Psychic teachers knowing when you’re cheating. Knowing when you’re having trouble with homework. Or at home. Knowing when you need tutoring or an AP course because you’re just not being challenged or a different teaching method because you can’t process what you’re learning in class no matter how hard you try, and the teacher tells you it’s okay, they know. They know.

Magic graffiti. Graffiti in wild places, and graffiti that vanishes when certain people roll by like the police. Or graffiti that only appears when the police walk by to insult them. Murals. Swirling, living murals on the sides of buildings. Murals that—if you listen closely—can be heard, not just seen.

In the evenings, kids hiding out in someone’s backyard or an alley passing around a joint and casting minor illusions to watch while high.

Chalk artists making works that are so realistic, they come to life off of the sidewalk.

One man bands in the park, with instruments floating around playing themselves.

Punk concerts in empty lots with amped out music and lights, but noise-cancelling spells and illusion hide them in plain sight from anyone outside of the lot.

Mediums predicting people in need, and making sure to be there at just the right moment to lend them a helping hand. “You seem upset, do you need to talk?” “Oh, you’re a dollar short? No, don’t put the milk back; I’ll cover you.” “You really ought to try taking your resume to this store. Trust me.”

Necromancers in forensics speaking with the dead to solve homicides and cold cases. Living lie detectors as beat cops and detectives and DEA agents.

Strangely cheap five star food diners that bake actual love into their apple pie, and they always know your dietary restrictions without being told.

Service golems in various sizes and shapes, making sure their magic users aren’t crowded, get medical attention, go where they need to, etc. They don’t get distracted, they can be hollow to hold things like medications, and in rare instances, they seem to develop loving attachment to their users despite not being alive.

Little old landladies who dabble in witchcraft brewing homeopathic remedies for people in their apartment complex.

Street magic is an amazing concept.

lord-kitschener:

bigfudge238:

towritecomicsonherarms:

What if? #34

what if everyone at marvel was on drugs?

Answer: it would be the best damn marvel universe ever

Particularly feeling Moon Knight’s actions

I kinda have a headcannon where Medic has these posters all over his waiting room and one of them says, "You cannot spell 'Slaughter' without 'Laughter'" and a happy surgeon under the words, holding a bonesaw and is over a patient who had their organs torn out... I dunno, Scout asks who the person in the poster is and Medic just get's a glassy-eyed look. OHMYGOD Imagine Medic being a model once. ONCE.
Anonymous

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Medic was a German male model at one point. 

This is the best headcanon I have ever heard. Thank you. 

Imagine him wearing those ridiculous runway clothes that male models wear just, oh my God, yes. Yes please. 

Well, he has the walk

/contribution

I imagine if there was ever some sort of female, like femscout, that the Pyro would always be wanting to play with their hair or something equally as cute with them, like makeovers. I dunno. Just what I think

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

I bet they have sleepovers and gossip and watch old disney shows. 

I imagine Pyro’d love to braid the fem!merc’s hair :3

hyenadip:

More spy voice lines!

This time listed under spy_tietaunt

possibly for a cut/unused/upcoming taunt item

headcanon: Medic's wife is very proper lady. The thing is they have a kid , and they are kinda "insane" because they want to be like their father, but mom dosen't like that and trys to make the kid act proper, but Medic just encourages "bad behavior"
Anonymous

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

"Medic, I’m going out to the store for a moment, make sure Hans stays out of trouble all right?"

"Oh ja, of course. Have fun!"

*door closes*

"HANS! GET YOUR GLOVES ON, WE ARE GOING TO DISSECT THIS DEAD RACCOON I FOUND!"

ENTHUSIASTIC DAD MEDIC

Imagine Spy stabs Sniper in the back, and as he falls, he says "that's so not kawaii desu"

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Apologies, I drew those ears and tail with a mouse pad.